Dating Advice – Phrases Men Hate to Hear Women Say

| 01/04/2012 | Comments (0)

Communication between men and women is always a bit confusing. Remember the teacher in Charles Schulz’s Charlie Brown series? She was portrayed as a monotone droning of sounds…  “wah wah, wah wah wah?” When women speak, that is pretty much how it sounds to men. However, there are certain phrases women say to men that will come through loud and clear; they’re guaranteed to get a fella’s attention, and induce panicked anxiety within seconds!

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She Says:  “We need to talk...”

He Thinks: “Uh oh!”

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She Says:  "So, where is this relationship this going?

He Thinks:  “What relationship?”

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She Says: “Honey, what ya thinkin?”

He Thinks: “Nothing.”

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man is confused about marriage and what wife needs from him

She Says:  "My period is late...."

He Thinks: “What does that have to do with me?”

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She Says: “Don't you want to watch Lifetime with me?”

He Thinks: “Are you kidding me? I’d rather be beaten with sticks and poked with pins then nibbled on by wild beasts… it would be much less painful.”

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She Says: “You spend more time with your friends than you do with me!”

He Thinks: “And?”

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She Says: “Does my ass look fat in this?”

He Thinks: “Is water wet?”

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She Says: “You're a nice guy and whoever you end up with will be lucky, but..."

He Thinks: “Screw you lady!”

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She Says: “Don't get mad...But, something kinda happened to your car...”

He Thinks: “OH GOD, NOT MY CAR!”

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She Says: “Are you listening to me? What did I say then?”

He Thinks: “You talking to me?”

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She Says: “Is she prettier than me?”

He Thinks: “HELL YEAH! I’d tap that in 30 seconds flat!”

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She Says “I was looking at the text messages on your phone last night and...”

He Thinks: “The shit is about to hit the fan now!”

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She Says: “You're just like my ex!”

He Thinks: “He must have been a great guy!"

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Deborrah

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