The Top 5 Ways to Know if You’re Dealing with a He-motional He-bitch

. 11/12/2011 . 12 Comments

What I’ve noticed, in communicating with various heterosexual men offline and online, is a phenomenon that has probably been plaguing subsets of men since the dawn of time, and that is; the bitch within. Keep in mind that all men DO NOT have an inner bitch, so real men v. he-bitches will be used here to differentiate.

(Note: The he-bitch phenomenon should not be confused with irritable male syndrome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable male syndrome)

Here are the top 5 ways to know if you’re dealing with a he-motional he-bitch.

1) He bitches are always complaining. Real men don’t complain because they’re too busy making things happen. He-bitches whine incessantly; you might see em online doing it, hear em in random conversations doing it and you might catch people looking and  laughing like “Look at these bitchass _______!” He-bitches complain because they’re always rejected by women, cussed out by women, and not getting what they feel they deserve from women; but more importantly they aren’t respected so they throw bitch fits and get he-motional to gain attention and validation. They also have an overall negative outlook on women and make sweeping generalizations about all women based on their personal interactions with a few women, (e.g. Black men who put down all Black women in favor of non-Black women). More often than not, their sex game has been deemed horrific and they’re aware along with the women who’ve publicly shared that unfortunate news with others causing the he-bitch to become more he-motional leading to more complaining. It’s a vicious cycle.

2) He bitches don’t know how to let shit go. You can walk away from a disagreement or argument right then and there because A) you value your time,  B) you just don’t argue with bitchass people, C) it’s pointless, and D) you just have better more productive things to do. You say what you gotta say and keep it moving. He-bitches, on the other hand,  rant all week, all month, and all year long. If you’re lucky you might catch one having a he-motional bitch rant in a different language because it makes them feel special and they need to be heard by as many people as possible. Ignoring these he-bitches is the ultimate devastation because they no longer have your attention which results in perpetual bitch fits and them summoning other he-bitches to join forces; generally when this happens people tend to laugh this off or invite the he-bitch and/or he-bitches to seek professional help. Often times, real men will encourage he-bitches to go beat off to some porno or something because they know he-bitches don’t get any love from the ladies, especially ladies with high self-esteem and self-worth.

3) He bitches are natural born haters. This can be for a variety of reasons but all reasons stem from their known inadequacies. They might be broke, dumb, unattractive, incompetent, sexually defective, lonely, bitter, confused and they know this and they’re angry; so what better way to cope with that internal anger than to hate on you and other people? It may seem retarded to you but it’s a release for them and makes them feel good, important, and noticed. Since he-bitches have no desirable qualities to offer anyone; their default offering is automatic hate.

4) He-bitches love to threaten. This is especially true when it comes to women. He-bitches feel that women are beneath them when really the opposite is true.  A he-bitch might get offended by something a woman does or says  and say shit like “You better stop before things get ugly.” That was a direct quote from a he-bitch towards a woman who felt she was dealing with a bad man.  Little did she know she was dealing with a he-motional he-bitch. Most times these threats are empty but in some instances he-bitches attempt to fight women which leads to the next point.

5) He-bitches love getting into cat fights w/women. There’s nothing a he-bitch loves more than letting his inner bitch come out and play. Real men aren’t easily angered, agitated or influenced by anyone let alone a woman who’s saying or doing something he disagrees with, and real men definitely don’t initiate verbal or physical fights with women.

He-bitches will go the fuck off on a woman instantly, doesn’t matter what it’s about and women won’t know why most of the time because he-bitches are mysterious, unpredictable, and unstable creatures! The claws and fangs will come out, you might even smell some blood, because he-bitches menstruate, that’s right. The only thing you can really do when a he-bitch is trying to fight is offer some Pamprin, a couple tampons & some pantyliners, and if that doesn’t work tase em or stun em; don’t risk breaking a nail or messing up your hair over a he-bitch. Plus, 9 times outta 10, if real men are around they’ll just hem the he-bitch up and put it to sleep which is a very effective he-bitch cat fight deterrent.

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